Seabass’ Diary…Day 4

March 31, 2016-I am feeling particularly murderous today. I have annihilated a box of prey simulators and ripped the feathers off of a large stick. I’ve scattered them around my habitat to warn potential predators to stay away. I’ve practiced my ambushing skills by rushing through a semi-closed barrier and yelled my battle cry at the top of my lungs! I burst forth with such fury that it’s fortunate the small human was already using her litter box or I fear that she would have urinated on herself.

My mission today is to create an obstacle course to try and assassinate the large human. This is my second attempt in as many days.  I leave small counterfeit rodents at the top of the staircase…I lay in wait, watching and praying for his demise. Also, there is a secondary trap on the bottom step of the stair…I’ve saved some of my fur from bathing by keeping it safely inside of myself and regurgitating it when necessary. Today it is of the utmost importance that I use it. The large human easily beats the trap that I’ve set for him and does not fall to his death, I am devastated. Once again my plan has failed. But alas, there is one last hope…the cold, wet pile of fur at the bottom of the stairs. I watch and listen… The large human yells something that is inaudible but if I were to guess what he was yelling I would say it was a word that has four letters. Success! Lady luck smiles upon me and although the human is not expired, I am one step closer to knowing his  kryptonite. Each day I get closer to breaking his spirit and that warms my own.

I must finish this entry quickly because I fear there is a traitor among us. Simba conspires against me, of this I am sure. His loyalty lies to the small human, I oft see them together rubbing their faces on each other. Simba seems to be content with the vile woman and her strict regime of cuddling; this display of affection makes me want to vomit.I  will not be as stupid and fall for such obvious brainwashing. I will continue to plot my escape and one day soon I hope to obtain what I so desperately search for…FREEDOM.

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The device that I’ve stolen to remove my fur 

Animal Spirit Guides…

Today is really exciting because we’ll be talking about some amazing animal spirit guides and what they mean! Now of course, the specific animals we’ll be talking about are all felines:) Here’s what the following animals mean when they show up!

What we mean when we say, “show up,” is not necessarily the animal literally crossing your path, it could be an animal that you see that you keep seeing in various places. Let’s say you see a lion logo and then you dream about a lion or see a piece of jewellery that is a lion, please take this as a sign that the animal is showing up to send you a message!

Animal Spirit Guides and their meanings:

  • Cat- If a cat shows up it means that you need to start trusting yourself! Trust that you are capable and listen closely to your intuition. Pay close attention to omens and signs that will soon guide you to the messages that your ancestors are trying to communicate to you! What an exciting and mysterious time for you!
  • Cheetah-You will move gracefully through an upcoming whirlwind cycle of your life. Be flexible and be willing to change course quickly if the situation you’re going through requires it. Respond without hesitation to avoid missing opportunities that will soon present themselves!
  • Cougar(aka. Mountain Lion/Puma)-You need to start being very decisive now! You are the leader of your family and friends and they need you to guide them. Keep your eyes on your goals and stick to it! Stop procrastinating and don’t let anyone try to tell you that you need to change if you’re not ready to yet.
  • Leopard-Spend some much needed time in nature. Avoid working too much and disrupting the delicate balance of work and play. Keep your goals to yourself right now because talking too much about them might get in the way of achievement. A secret will soon be revealed to you! Trust your feelings and your gut because whatever it’s telling you is right.
  • Lion-Never give up your dignity no matter what situation you’re in. Use all of your emotional fortitude during an upcoming situation or event. Be courageous, follow your heart and take time to think about things before acting irrationally.

Very interesting! Follow your animal spirit guide and listen to what they’re trying to tell you.

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Be courageous like the king…