May 30, 2016-Simba just stood there with his mouth still hanging open but no words came out of it. All of the sudden there was a horrendous smell! “Stinnnnkyyyy!” Bandit shouted and plugged his nose. Stinky looked at the floor and said, “Sorry! I couldn’t help it! When we all shouted Surprise it scared me a little.” I didn’t plug my nose but my eyes watered quite badly at the stench…I didn’t want to offend Stinky so I tried to act casually, “Let’s get this party started!” I said and with that the music blared from the speakers and everyone grabbed some food from the buffet I had set out.
In a matter of minutes the humans would ascend up the steps and see what I had done for Simba. I couldn’t wait for them to praise me and appreciate my efforts plus I’m sure they wouldn’t mind the smell! Everyone was having a fabulous time; Alvin was dancing on the table, some birds were swooping around the room and were practicing their diving skills, Bandit was searching through the trash for any discarded delicacies and I was slurping back a carton of milk much to the encouragement of my friends who shouted, “Chug, Chug, Chug!” It was a glorious sight! Even Simba seemed to be enjoying himself so much that he was quite literally shaking with happiness!
Amid all of the excitement I didn’t see two humans in uniforms standing at the top of the staircase. “Dispatch this is officer 12479 responding to a noise violation at 23 New Street…you’re not going to believe this.”