Keep Your Cats Indoors on Halloween! (and IMHO, all of the time!)

October 31, 2017- This article is from our friends at about how to keep your animals safe and happy this Halloween. Please remember to keep your cats indoors, ESPECIALLY if you have a black cat! This is imperative to the safety of your beloved feline because let’s face it, people can be cruel and horrible. Click on the link below for tips to enjoy Halloween with your pets!

The picture on the right is my very own majestic, black cat! 🙂

Really Lame Cat Jokes…

Ok everyone, here are the best of the best lame cat jokes! My nephew specifically asked for this post so enjoy and remember…these aren’t that funny…sigh 😀

  • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
  • What do you get when you cross a  baby chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  • What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
  • What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  • Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
  • What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
  • What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
  • What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
These jokes are hilarious…and I’m not Lion!