Seabass’ Diary…Day 45…Home

May 19, 2016-Hours seemed to pass by as we awaited our fate. Suddenly, a large man in uniform brought me to the front of the building; I was scared but I did not show it. I saw that Simba was already waiting in the reception area in a large carrier; the small, stupid human and the large stupid human were at the desk talking with one of the officers.

I wondered what they were talking about-I was sure that the officer would divulge all of our crimes and that the small, stupid human would be responsible for restitution; I wondered how much the damages cost in terms of currency. I will admit that I was relieved to see the stupid humans and when the small, stupid one opened the crate that contained Simba, he jumped into her arms and started purring immediately. What I had just witnessed was true love between a feline and his human. It made my heart happy to see Simba so relieved. Tears streamed down her cheeks and she asked him, “How did you get out of the house? What kind of adventure did you get into?” He did not answer and kept our secret.

The small, stupid human came to me next and cradled me in her arms…it was…not unbearable and if I am being truthful I will say that it did my heart good to see her again. “Seabass, what happened? How did you end up in a catering truck?” she asked and was still crying.  I was put into the animal transportation device with Simba and we were placed into an automobile. The prisoner exchange had been completed and we were on our way back to our official prison. I had all sorts of mixed feelings; I felt bad that Simba and I were not on speaking terms as of yet, I felt sad that our plan had failed and went up in flames and that we were not successful. I felt relieved to be returning to the prison that I knew so well and I felt tired…very, very tired. As the night wore on and we journeyed on the road home I knew exactly how much Simba and I were loved.


Curiosity Can Kill Your Cat…

I have a six year old Maine Coon mix named Seabass. To say that he is curious would be an understatement. There are so many things that your cat is exposed to on a daily basis that can be harmful and even fatal!

I’m here to inform you of some  common household dangers that could hurt your kitty and tell you how to prevent an accident.

  1. Open dryers and washing machines- There have been a few incidents of cats getting into washers and dryers with devastating outcomes. Cats love to hide in warm laundry and small spaces. Make sure that your washer and dryer are closed when not in use and be sure to check the machines before using.
  2. Dropped pills-Have you ever dropped one of your medications on the floor and were not able to find it? It’s happened to everyone. This is especially dangerous if you have a cat because they could potentially ingest the medication that they found. Cats eat a lot of things that they find on the floor, whether it be a stray piece of sandwich meat that you didn’t see, a small strand of shredded cheese, a drip of milk from a cereal bowl and the list goes on.  A good tip is to open all medications over the sink with the stopper inserted. That way you will be able to find the pill with ease and your furry friend will remain safe!
  3. Hot surfaces-Cats love to climb on counters and this behaviour comes from wanting to perch high above everything to scope out their territory. This is especially dangerous if you have a flat top stove. Flat top stoves have a flush surface and can remain extremely hot up to 5-10 minutes even after being shut off. If your kitty likes to jump up on things this could result in major damage and suffering from burns! Train your cats to stay off of the counter by putting aluminium foil along the edges of all counter tops in the kitchen. Cats don’t like the sound of the feel of the foil and this will deter them from jumping up.
  4. Cleaners, bleaches and disinfectants-Just like medication, the ingestion of these household products can prove fatal to your furry friend. Keep all cleaning materials out of reach. If your cat knocks over a cleaning supply liquid they may not drink it BUT if the liquid gets on their fur or feet they WILL groom themselves. Keep your cat safe by storing all products in an area where your cat cannot get into such as a locked cabinet.
  5. Plants-I’ve touched on this before so please visit my post about plants that are toxic to cats on this blog.
  6. Needles and thread-Don’t leave needles or thread unattended even for a second. Your cat could ingest them and then you have a horrible problem on your hands. Cats love string and that is one thing I never let mine play with. The string can get wrapped around their tongues or if they eat the string it could do internal damage. The same goes with needles, they could get one in the eye or body part, or internally. Please be vigilant when doing any kind of sewing or crafts and don’t leave anything unattended.

These are just a few household dangers that could pose a potential threat to your cat. Cats are naturally curious so they need your help to be kept safe!