January 5, 2018-
January 5, 2018-
November 9, 2017- We’ve all been there. It’s four o’clock in the morning and we’re sound asleep in our comfy bed when a shriek in the night wakes us up in a cold sweat, “Rrroooowe, brrring, brupppp, brupppp!” Read the article below to find out what cat trilling is, what it means, and what your cat is trying to tell you. (From our very good friends at Catster.com)
November 8, 2017-These images are absolutely incredible! Check out the article below from our friends at Metro.co.uk.
October 26, 2017-This is incredibly cool! Have you ever wondered how closely related your tabby cat is with his ancestors? I certainly have after watching some interesting behaviour of my own kitties. Now, ancient DNA connects Sabre-toothed tigers and house cats, it’s finally official. Check out the article below from our friends at Inverse.com
September 27, 2017-The creature tugged and pulled and grunted, and finally was able to undo the zipper to the pink pyjamas.
“There, you’re free!” He said breathlessly as he tossed the hideous nightwear into the nearby bushes.
“Thank you for your assistance. We need to move quickly because if we don’t, Simba and your friend could be lost forever. The more time we take, the higher the odds of never seeing them again are.” The blood pounded in my skull and I knew that the stakes were dire and by the look on the creature’s face…he did too.
The blood pounded in my skull and I knew that the stakes were dire and by the look on the creature’s face…he did too.
“Give me instructions and I’ll do exactly as you say!” The rodent-like creature pleaded.
It was nice to finally have some respect from the people I worked with. I never got this kind of cooperation from Simba!
“See that vent on the outside of the house?” I pointed to what I was talking about.
“Yes, I see it.”
“We need to remove it because I’m betting that once we do, it’ll lead to a pipe or a hole that we can enter the house from.”
We moved quickly and I watched as the creature used his odd-looking hands to pry the vent off. Success! It worked!
I examined the hole for a moment and instantly realized that there was no way that I could fit.
“You’re going to have to go in alone, unlock the door and let me inside,” I said not breaking eye contact with him.
“I don’t think I can do this! Not alone-not without you!”
“You have to, there are lives at stake!” I reminded him.
The creature closed his eyes and nodded, “Ok I’ll do it.”
“Good man!” I said and watched as he disappeared into the hole.
August 21, 2017- “You’re kidding yourself if you think that I’m going to call you that,” Simba said as I ignored him.
I stared out the window for a second and gulped. The ground had to be fifteen feet below us.
“This is way too high to jump!” I said.
“Shhh! We don’t know who is still in the house so keep it down! You’re going to get us caught!” Simba said through gritted teeth.
“I’m going to get us caught? You’re the one who got us into this mess in the first place!” I remind him.
“Because you’ve never got us into trouble right? Is that what you’re saying?”
“Just forget it! Focus on how we’re going to get out of here!” I said. My mind whirled, and my eyes settled on a bunch of blankets at the end of the bed.
“Wait a second…grab me those sheets,” I commanded. Simba didn’t ask any questions as he handed me three of them.
“We’ll tie these together and use them to climb down the side of the house; secure that end to this lamp, it should hold our weight,” I said.
Simba did as I said and quickly began making knots in the sheets, “This should do it!” He said.
“Good, now throw the other end out the window!”
“You go first,”Simba said, and I didn’t hesitate. I climbed out the window and peered over the edge,”This doesn’t completely reach the ground, but at least it’s only a six-foot drop from the end.
“Better than 15!” Simba echoed.
Suddenly, the door burst open, the sound scared me half to death, and I almost jumped out of my skin. Amelia was back, and she had caught us in the midst of our escape.
June 12, 2017-Dog had his arm around my throat, and I could feel the cool metal from the switchblade against my skin. It was now or never, and if I didn’t do this right, I would be in serious medical trouble.
I glanced over at Simba one more time and gave him a quick nod. I grabbed Dog’s forearm with both hands and clamped down on him with all of the force in my jaw! I bit down until I tasted blood.
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Dog screamed. He simultaneously dropped the blade and released me. Hugo turned around, his eyes were filled with fury, and he loomed over top of us.
“RUN!” I yelled to Simba, and we both started sprinting in the same direction.
I heard a loud THUMP and turned to look back; Hugo was slithering toward us with great speed, and I knew that it would be a matter of seconds before he caught up to us. Dog was seething with anger as he gave chase, I could hear his heavy breathing and see the blood dripping from the place that I had wounded him.
“Follow me!” Simba commanded, and he turned on his heels in the opposite direction.
I obeyed and glanced behind us again, Dog’s feet skidded under him as he tried to pivot directions. He lost his footing and slid on the grass for a few seconds before regaining his momentum.
“Please tell me you have a plan!” I laboured. My breath was short, and my heart was pumping hard.
Simba’s eyes darted from side to side, and I knew that he was looking for an escape route. Hugo was gaining on us, and I could almost feel the thunder of dog’s footsteps closing in on us.
“Quick, in here!” Simba gasped as he grabbed me by the collar and pulled me into darkness.
Sent in by an awesome reader! Thank you! Kitty’s name is Splinter after the sensei in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…I know Splinter was a rat…it’s fine.