Ok everyone, here are the best of the best lame cat jokes! My nephew specifically asked for this post so enjoy and remember…these aren’t that funny…sigh 😀

• Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
• What do you get when you cross a  baby chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
• Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
• What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
• What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
• Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
• What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
• What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
• What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
• What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.