Really Lame Cat Jokes…

Ok everyone, here are the best of the best lame cat jokes! My nephew specifically asked for this post so enjoy and remember…these aren’t that funny…sigh 😀

  • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
  • What do you get when you cross a  baby chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  • What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
  • What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  • Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
  • What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
  • What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
  • What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
These jokes are hilarious…and I’m not Lion!



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